This one's for you Mrs Van De Kamp!

My love for you is like the most brave aubergine,
Your face reminds me of repugnant goats,
Together, we are like bread rolls and olive oil.

Oh darling Nigel,
My brave aubergine,
My repugnant onion,
The perfect companion to my bread rolls soul.

Poppies are red,
Kingfishers are blue,
I like drinking tequila,
But not as much as I love crashing with you!

Oh darling Nigel,
Your cheeks are like clean rakes on a summer day,
You're like the most super barman to ever walk Hull.

Your repugnant goat face,
Your olive oil soul,
Your clean cheeks,
Your super barman being...

How could I look at another when our brave aubergine love is so strong?

I love you Mrs Van De Kamp!